- 00:53 Fuck my life SO HARD. #
- 08:38 Fuck my life and fuck the spambots telling me otherwise. #
- 18:15 Finally on the road... Could be home in time for BBT! (Please tell me it's new tonight.) #
- 19:56 MAINE!!! I could kiss you right now. #
- 02:23 Successfully recreated the Bubble Pop from OTR at @Celticchick36's house. Win! #
- 04:04 I need sleeeeep. 5 hour drive home tonight after @adamezra and @enterthehaggis... #
- 14:59 RT @badbanana: A Turducken for cannibals. The Gooneyvito: Danny DeVito stuffed inside George Clooney stuffed inside John Goodman. #
- 15:25 Contextless quote of the weekend: "It's not rape if you yell 'surprise!'" #
- 16:05 That's so Hardcore. RT @enterthehaggis: ping.fm/p/eu1Gg - Now leaving: God's Country. #ETH #
- 16:07 Not sure why/how I just unintentionally capitalized 'hardcore.' Just special, I guess! #
- 10:02 That's what I do. :) RT @acorvelli: @fiafortune Thanks for screaming, We heard you loud & clear. ;-) Good show tonight! #ETH #
- 12:09 Quietly suffocating while @Celticchick36's dog launches SBDs... #
- 22:07 Jager + #ETH = WIN #
- 02:14 Drunk guys continue to lavish me with praise. Now if only a guy would tell me how 'fucking hot' I am without slurring it... #
- 02:21 HAHAHAHAHA! Those posted out of order, I SWEAR. RT @urbanwolf: @fiafortune Why do you call the waiter a drunken noodle? #
- 02:22 Really, a sober guy telling me I'm pretty would be way more flattering than a drunk guy raving about my perceived hotness. #
- 08:05 My dad just asked me to drive him to the store... And then asked me to move out of the house. I have nowhere to go. #
- 08:10 Furthermore, I'm his driver and caretaker. He seems so lucid now that I can't imagine he doesn't mean it, though. #
- 08:11 In other news, my throat is killing me from screaming out some Alanis at Karaoke last night. #
- 08:13 My cleaning is NOT getting done, apparently, because I need to drive my dad around. Awesome. #
- 19:46 There are fewer people I know here than at any other #ETH show I've ever been to. :( #
- 08:19 RT @StephenAtHome: why is everyone so afraid of mayan calendar predictions? they failed to predict that they'd die out in the 9th century #
- 08:26 Hahaha, @jephjacques wins at life. is.gd/4YLk2 #
- 08:48 LAME. The only "In the style of Glee" karaoke version I can find of "Defying Gravity"... is actually in the style of Wicked. #
- 08:52 RT @DMEmery: The Plan: Revitalize downtown Augusta by restoring the Colonial Theater. is.gd/4YM8X #
- 08:54 Support #Fibromyalgia, add a #twibbon to your avatar now! - bit.ly/e1nfX #
- 09:01 I have until 2pm tomorrow to get all my cleaning and baking done before I have to leave for Londonderry NH and #ETH. #
- 09:03 Google Maps, two days ago you told me it was 1:48 from Windsor ME to Londonderry NH. Now you're saying 2:48. I don't trust you anymore. #
- 10:59 Hooray, the LeakStop worked and my car is no longer pissing antifreeze! #
- 11:02 There are more cars at the VA than there are parking spots. I predict that by the time I find a space, Dad will be ready to go home. #
- 17:33 I favorited a YouTube video -- Texas Accidentally Bans All Marriage www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3I6iRikL2w&feat
ure=autoshare_twitter # - 17:56 I'm not convinced it's possible to eat popcorn without losing half of it down my cleavage. #
- 20:08 RT @adamezra:the avg. person takes 22,000 breaths every day... makes sense. info courtesy of breathe new hampshire: www.breathenh.org #
- 20:35 Can this waiter be my dessert?! Yum. #
- 20:36 This drunken noodle from Cafe de Bangkok may be the best thing I've ever put in my mouth. #
- 01:54 Upwards of five guys tonight told me how sexy my hair was. And my glasses. And my eyes. Why don't I believe them? #
- 08:58 And this is why I love Shawn. And Jeff, TBH. RT @shawnhart5: So is your spelling... RT @fergyferg54: Wow twitter is still aweful. #
- 09:21 At least part of my drive home from Connecticut on Sunday night will be spent listening to Star Trek on my iPhone. Yay digital copy! #
- 09:21 I favorited a YouTube video -- The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOHJUrcVdJk&feat
ure=autoshare_twitter # - 09:32 "We could name him after your father." "Tiberius? No, are you kidding me? That's the worst." Hee. #
- 09:49 I'm gonna be spending a million billion hours in the car this weekend... any music recommendations? #
- 09:51 I'm finding it hard to write this very important blog entry while listening to Star Trek in the background. Priorities? Hmm. #
- 11:22 I just realized that unless they announce any new dates, I'm attending EVERY @enterthehaggis concert in December. Sad, or awesome? #
- 15:43 Holy crap, that would be AMAZING. RT @hollyballz: Is it horrible to think that #ETH would make an amazing Holiday album? #
- 17:29 New blog post: Colonial Theater Restoration Project: When I was a kid, I had a lot of big dreams, like most kids do... bit.ly/1Wl0Vu #
- 18:47 Hahahahaha yes. RT @dannymasterson: What is this "new moon" I keep hearing about? It looks the same to me... #
- 18:54 New blog post: It's all about meme, meme, meme!: I've been in a blogging dry spell lately, haven't I? Well, until v... bit.ly/1eIZlN #
- 20:39 Tonight's plan is to watch Glee and then go to sleep, so I can spend tomorrow cleaning and baking so I'm free to go to karaoke. #
- 20:51 I think I just became @DavidDeLuise's 700th follower. Everything's better with a DeLuise, and Twitter is no exception. :) #
- 21:29 I hope my keen sense of television foresight is not accurate tonight... #Glee #
- 21:42 "I have to go, they'll think I'm pooping." <3 #Glee #
- 22:00 Facebook is vomiting all my notifications from the day into my Gmail, at random. Awesome. #
- 23:27 No, really, I'm going to bed now. So much to do tomorrow! #
- 23:28 At some point this weekend I need to find a comic shop and get a copy of the Dr. Horrible one-shot comic from Dark Horse. #
- 23:30 I prefer variant cover number two, because it has Moist on it, and Simon Helberg is even adorable when he's inked in 2D. #
- 09:22 What could be better than 3 @enterthehaggis concerts in one weekend? 3 #ETH shows, and one with @adamezra, that's what. #
- 09:24 I need help planning decent travel food for this weekend, so I don't succumb to eating crap the whole time. #
- 09:25 Can you dye your hair and take a nap simultaneously? I'm going to find out. #
- 11:46 It is so disgustingly warm in my room right now that I want to puke. The furnace isn't even running. WTF, global warming. #
- 12:04 RT @jenthetrainer: Oh, Christmas creepiness- Elf on a Shelf is in stores and on tv. "He's watching you..." An elf stalker...great... #
- 12:14 I'm pretty sure I'm not preg, lol, but goddamn I would kill for a kosher pickle and/or some drunken noodle right now. #
- 12:21 One of my FB friends just became a fan of Sarah Palin. IDK what to do. Can/should I unfriend on that basis alone? #
- 12:23 Uh oh, further investigation reveals several friends are fans of SP! How can I be friends with people who support the antifeminist? #
- 12:33 I have now had a head full of purple dye for about two hours. Hmm, how much longer can I get away with? #
- 13:36 Apparently you can leave Manic Panic on for a really long time, it's actually good for your hair. :) #
- 13:45 Things I have learned from God's Blog: Moses is a dick. #
- 14:19 New blog post: The dark side of Etsy...: I am in love with Regretsy.com, which highlights some of the more ridiculo... bit.ly/32PcxF #
- 14:19 New blog post: A far more trivial complaint...: Bearing in mind that I've only tried maybe five or six of the exist... bit.ly/1SAMH6 #
- 15:36 I bet my mom won't even notice I cleaned all the cooked hairspray and singed hair off MY curling iron (which she uses to do my aunt's hair.) #
- 18:14 Is there anywhere online that someone can watch @jeffdunham's show (without paying per episode)? Thursdays are bad for me & I have no TiVo. #
- 19:58 Hey! Who broke Facebook? #
- 08:40 Mmm, that sounds tasty! RT @BardCoffee: Good Morning Portland. Have you tried our Maple Latte yet? Yummm! #
- 12:35 Another reason to freaking love @dangurewitch? He co-wrote "Three Wolf Moon," the new @CollegeHumor "New Moon" spoof. bit.ly/sT6dN #
- 12:49 LOL, watching Bleep Bloop on @CollegeHumor and trying to figure out if Pat Cassels is playing with his pocket or his nipple. #
- 14:32 RT @enterthehaggis: James answers your questions about drumming and touring LIVE TONIGHT at 8pm: is.gd/4WuDk #ETH #
- 15:01 The best part of Lamebook.com is the person(s?) who posts as "Zombie Kid" on every single post,and just says "I like turtles." #
- 17:27 I'm gonna need a suite for NYE, doing it up right this year in Noho! @jenthetrainer, how do you feel about Jell-o shots? #
- 19:15 RT @jakeandamir: Hey @SteveLevitan -- Jake & Amir convinced me to watch Modern Family this Wed. at 9pm/8c on ABC! (It's their fave show.) #
- 19:20 I love that #jakeandamir is trending. Amir's laugh is adorkable, even if it makes my speakers freak out. #
- 19:48 Amir just surpassed Oprah in trending topics. #jakeandamir RIP Dan Gurewitch #
- 19:53 RIP Dan Gurewitch just knocked Oprah off the trending topics. Poor guy's not gonna know what hit him when he logs in in the morning. #
- 19:58 So glad @jakeandamir ended their live stream before Heroes came on... and in time for James from @enterthehaggis' chat. #
- 20:05 RT @jakeandamir: Shirts given away, raised Modern Family awareness, started Dan Gurewitch Death Rumor -- GREAT LIVE CHAT! Thanks everybody! #
- 20:22 RT @enterthehaggis: James is chatting live right now! Check it out: www.enterthehaggis.com/chatwitheth.cfm #ETH #
- 20:30 HAHAHAHAHA OMG. SO true. RT @dangurewitch: RIP Dan Gurewitch. You were a good man with terrible, terrible friends. #
- 20:57 Anyone notice Heroes is making sure to specifically de-gay all their dubiously hetero male characters this season, while gaying up a woman? #
- 08:38 What does it say about my mechanic that the same thing keeps breaking on my car? I'm leaking antifreeze AGAIN. #
- 13:31 Haha, my sister just called our mother out on emotional blackmail! I love my sister, even if that only gave Mom more ammunition. #
- 13:42 Seriously, Tiberius... this obsession with flossers can't continue. MOMMEH NEEDS HER FLOSSERS, YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM ALL! #
- 14:47 RT @enterthehaggis: check out the studio cam - live on Ithaca College TV! Come hang out: ping.fm/XBZrh #ETH #
- 22:15 I'm alone at a dive bar... This is new. #
- 22:23 Oh hey not alone anymore. :) #
- 11:24 I always say it's not Christmas until I hear "Wonderful Christmastime," but... usually I don't hear it until after Thanksgiving. #
- 12:52 If you live in the Augusta area, support LGBT rights & aren't busy tomorrow morning, contact me IMMEDIATELY. #Maine #
- 18:45 RT @paddyrock: Download our latest podcast of the best in Celtic Rock & Punk at www.paddyrock.com/?p=152 #
- 18:48 Wish I was in Buffalo tonight... good times have been had there, and some pretty great people are there right now. #
- 22:30 "I'm not half-zombie, I'm half-German!" ~@mahgret #
- 11:35 RT @secretbutterfly: Check this video out -- Single Ladies - John Barrowman bit.ly/iP0Rk Totally lmfao here... #
- 11:51 RT @gaifus: Volunteer registration for 2010 is now open! Register at www.gaif.us/volunteer/ #
- 12:34 Today, if depression affects you, write "love" on your arms and pass it on. bit.ly/4GaMpy twitpic.com/pd73h #
- 12:35 twitpic.com/pd73h - Why yes I did have silver and black sharpies close at hand. #
- 13:27 Thanks for the shout-out in the new podcast, @paddyrock! #
- 16:35 My sister told me Mariah Carey is playing a social worker in some movie. I can't even buy her as an actress! #
- 16:37 Hahaha, oh this is great/terrible. RT @drschultz: Shamwow spoof (ear muff the kids) bit.ly/4pAAd8 #
- 16:41 I want to listen to my favorite Cher album (Half Breed) because I sang the title song last night at karaoke, but I can't find my hard copy. #
- 16:56 Oh man, next time I'm in Portland I need to check out @BardCoffee. #
- 17:37 Tiberius' favorite toy is a dental flosser. (Like Mommeh, like kitteh.) He will go to great lengths to steal them from me. #
- 20:06 RT @enterthehaggis: Streaming Live from The Ark in Ann Arbor, MI! ping.fm/POp1t #ETH #
- 22:21 Tinyberius just gave me drive-by snuggles, even he loves Long Way Home. #ETH #
- 22:29 RT @danmoyle: In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act. (Sticker on Brians keys @enterthehaggis ) #ETH #
- 00:53 Eagerly awaiting my first appearance on TFLN... #
- 01:36 Mathletic supporters? Would you call those dork straps? #horribleturn #
- 09:09 OMG I can play Bejeweled Blitz on my iPhone, and connect it to Facebook so my score counts! This is awesome and terrible. #
- 12:25 RT @jenthetrainer: I need a baseball hat. I've rolled my eyes so many times at students, they're stuck & my sunglasses won't cover them. #
- 13:18 I wonder how long until there's a karaoke version of Defying Gravity from last night's #Glee available on iTunes. #
- 05:46 I am so very much the cat that got the cream this morning. Now I must grab a few ridiculously smug winks! #
- 16:20 Listen to me, Joss, you have to STOP going back to FOX. This happens every time, and you're only enabling the cycle of abuse. #dollhouse #
- 17:17 Loving @horribleturn so far... but really, rhyming barbie with Barbie? That seems like cheating. #
- 19:10 Why is "CMA's" trending? What belongs to CMA that's so interesting? #
- 19:21 Clarification: my inner grammar Nazi was complaining about the apostrophe. I know what the CMAs are. #
- 21:12 Can you hear the drums, Fernando? Spotted the kid who plays Buy Morian Fernando on #Chuck while watching #Glee! #
- 21:44 Burt Hummel for TV Dad of the Year!!! #Glee #
- 21:45 RT @horribleturn: I wanna b very clear. Istill have the use of my hammer. #glee #
- 21:46 (The hammer is his penis.) #horribleturn #
- 07:28 RT @AdamBusch: Here's to whatever is keeping you satisfied. #
- 08:30 How are there more than 200 hits on a dumb video of me singing karaoke, while many of my #ETH live videos have less than 100? #
- 12:47 RT @jenthetrainer: What color is darker than black? That is the color of my mood. Write about that, Seth Lakeman. #
- 15:03 Do you ever get the feeling that all the awesome people on the internet know each other? It's because they apparently do. #
- 15:04 I'm excited for @horribleturn. As soon as Vimeo cooperates, I'm so there! #
- 18:35 HAHAHAHAHA OMG. RT @jenthetrainer: OMG- I quit. A student just told me they were changing their major to nutrition & diuretics. Really?? #
- 18:36 I think everyone should follow @jenthetrainer. As you may be able to tell by my frequent retweets, she's very witty. #
- 09:57 'Footloose' just came on in the dentist's waiting room, and I immediately thought of Buffalo and the Town Pants. :) #
- 12:54 My sister just very earnestly mentioned to my father that this was the anniversary of the Great Wall of China falling. #
- 13:18 I love when people get mad about something else and then make it about me so they can verbally abuse me. It's the best ever. #
- 13:53 Cackling wickedly because I just remembered to put Tiberius in his Halloween costume. There are pictures. #
- 13:58 Criminy, I have not laughed that hard in a long time. No wonder people dress up their pets: It's fucking hilarious! #
- 14:03 twitpic.com/owl6t - I am so lucky I'm his favorite person ever. My skin is still intact. #
- 14:16 RT @paddyrock: Doing a live streamcast of @TheSandcarvers & The Wild Colonial Bhoys show @ Shank Hall in Milwaukee, WI on Friday Nov. 13th #
- 14:52 I have been turned over to the schwartz side of the Schwartz. Spaceballs: The Animated Series is silly & fun. #
- 15:21 ...Dark Helmet said "Smeg." I freaking love you and your insane mind, Mel Brooks. #
- 15:38 The Lord of the Onion Rings. Barf Baggins. The Fryer of Lardor. Jeezy creezy this cartoon is made of awesomesauce. #
- 15:40 Dot Matrix, as voiced by Joan Rivers: Another zinger! I gotta write that down before Mel Brooks steals it. #
- 16:31 "A snarkily-written blog can be more powerful than the Schwartz itself." #
- 17:23 RT @kunalnayyar: Ladies: If you want go out dancing, wear comfortable shoes. There's no fun looking pretty in the corner with aching feet. #
- 19:52 Tiberius is, once again, trying to figure out the printer. This time, he's attempting to kill it with kindness. Kisses, in fact. #
- 20:18 Mmm, I love it when Sylar plays dirty. #heroes #
- 20:47 Tiberius is now snuggling his bee costume. He loves it, as long as it's not on him. And he is still Mama's best boy. #
- 21:00 WTF, #Heroes. Double you. Tee. Eff. <3 #
- 22:41 I know there is Diet Pepsi in this house. I crave its caffeinated goodness. But first, I must find it, and my mother has been CLEANING. Eep. #
- 22:51 This water tastes like if Jell-o made raspberry-flavored plastic. WHERE IS MY DIET PEPSI?! [caffeine meltdown imminent] #
- 23:01 Jonesing so bad I might wake my mom to interrogate her on the whereabouts of my EFFING DIET PEPSI I NEED THAT CAFFEINE THIS IS INHUMANE! #
- 23:17 FOUND IT!!! #
- 23:18 It was hiding with two 12-packs (well, 1.5) of Saranac beer. Where? Where else. In the COAT CLOSET. Whyever didn't I look there first. #
- 23:21 I dread my mom's cleaning fits because her logic is usually about that linear. Beer & soda? I know, I'll put them in the coat closet! #
- 08:54 Oh hey my brain has spontaneously ceased to function. RT @jameskysonlee: forgot to tell guys - taking a pole-dancing class #
- 09:36 I totally just bought Rock Band for my iPhone, for $3 less than what it was when I first started lusting after it. \o/ #
- 15:05 Best search terms by which someone found my blog EVER: "rachael ray OFFENSIVE" -- yes, yes she is. #
- 15:24 My horoscope from @TheOnion: "Remember: It's always a good idea to wait at least 30 minutes before going ahead and defecating in the pool." #
- 19:25 RT @enterthehaggis: Broadcasting live from Cedar Rapids, IA - show starts at 7 pm Central (8pm EST). ping.fm/GJGjx #
- 00:55 Damn right I've got class. That's $1.99 caviar from Marden's right there. twitpic.com/oky3f #
- 11:31 You ain't the only one, sister. RT @gatehag: 10 days 'til Star Trek's out on DVD. Yes, I'm counting down, and impatient. #
- 12:11 My blog is the #2 search result for 'perfect pumpkin muffin recipe' and #4 for 'panera pumpkin muffin recipe.' #
- 12:44 Just uploaded the pics from last night's $1.99 caviar tasting to Facebook. Giggle. #
- 14:06 WTF. There's snow on the ground still, but my soda which was near the window but not in the sun is so hot I can't drink it. HOW?! #
- 07:06 Driving home through a fucking winter wonderland. WTF. #
- 10:45 Apparently, when I was a zygote, my big sis was lobbying for the name Katherine Theresa so I'd have the same initials as Kermit the Frog. #
- 11:09 Last night's #Community should come with a warning: shirtless @joelmchale may cause flushing, drooling and heart palpitations. #
- 11:24 Oh hey there's @joelmchale in a dirty t-shirt & boxers, scratching his ass. It's the remedy to those aforementioned symptoms. #Community #
- 15:22 RT @paddyrock: Let's keep Paddy Rock Radio free and available for 2010! Our pledge drive is now going on @ paddyrock.com #
- 15:46 RT @enterthehaggis: Pledge your support for @paddyrock - Celtic Rock and Punk online! www.paddyrock.com #ETH #
- 16:15 Well, shit. It would seem I have succeeded in sabotaging my own well-laid plans yet again. With myself around, I don't need enemies. #
- 17:29 Tiberius, sound asleep, has just wormed his way under my leg for warmth. Poor baby's never seen winter before! #
- 07:21 RT @urbanwolf: After Monday (M) and Tuesday (T), your work week spells WTF. Discuss. #
- 09:04 RT @paddyrock: Let's keep Paddy Rock Radio free and available for 2010! Our pledge drive is now going on @ paddyrock.com #
- 09:17 Yesterday, my mother asked me what Guy Fawkes Day was, who Guy Fawkes was, and what he did that was so great. *sigh* #
- 14:27 LOL! RT @paddyrock: RT @huffingtonpost : Study Shows iPhone Users To Be Superficial, Porn-Watching Egomaniacs bit.ly/Z2hk2 #
- 18:32 RT @mahgret: Every life taken in violence is one too many. #
- 00:06 Oh my god, Maine. First California, now you? You're EMBARRASSING US. Don't DO this, PLEASE. #marryME #
- 00:20 Sometimes I hate being from Maine because it's boring, but I never thought I'd be so embarrassed to be from here. Fuck. #
- 06:27 I am so disgusted and ashamed by my state this morning. #
- 06:29 Does hate always win in the end? Should we all just give up now? (The answers are maybe, and NEVER.) #
- 08:36 Dude, I could be wrong, but I don't think you need your hazards on in a parallel parking space. #
- 08:37 RT @loumongello: "Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." - T. Edison #
- 08:40 But seriously... You're parked in a parking space. That's what it's there for. Where's the hazard?! #
- 09:54 There is a kitten tooth in my bed, and a bitey kitten who doesn't appear to be missing any. Did his big boy tooth grow in under it? #
- 10:00 I'd hate to think this tooth belonged to one of my older cats, but I can't see where it would have come out of Tiberius' mouth. Hmm. #
- 10:03 Well, I forced all my cats to sit still and let me peep at their teefies... all seem accounted for, so it must have been a baby tooth. #
- 10:03 Speaking of which, has anyone got any bandaids? #
- 12:00 New blog post: My Mistake: I thought I lived in a country that was based on the notion of separation of church and s... bit.ly/1r9klO #
- 12:49 RT @morsechris: (via @PFTompkins) Hey, Maine: know who else didn't think gays should marry? HITLER. How's that feel? You like that shit? #
- 15:32 This is probably the closest I will ever get to watching Twilight: is.gd/4NfxO (@adamandeve site possibly NSFW.) #
- 15:38 Confession: I watch porn parodies like they're regular TV, and skip over most of the porn-y bits. #
- 17:48 Someone alert the authorities! We have a three-cat pile-up! (Kaylee is purring like a fiend.) twitpic.com/oahln #
- 20:15 Poll: Does Fia need these boots, or what?! twitpic.com/ob2f8 #
- 23:01 RT @wilw: twitpic.com/obh9x - The wait for turkey-shaped butter has finally come to an end. AMERICA! FUCK YEAH! #
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