- 00:47 Outside Philly, watching a tortoise eat blueberries. #
- 10:52 Five hours from Mass, and three more from my bed, my kitties, and my family. #
- 11:03 I think Haggisheads are about my favorite kind of people in the world right now. #
- 12:56 Slept through most of Jersey. Woke up in time for New York traffic. #
- 14:33 After careful consideration, I've decided my accent is best described as "North American." #
- 15:31 Are there vultures in Rhode Island? I think I just saw one by the roadside. #
- 15:42 RT @drschultz: @enterthehaggis breaks 1000 followers, news @ 11 #
- 17:59 LOL, Ass-o-lean just came on my iPod. Brian from @enterthehaggis is the best & wins at life. #
- 18:12 Stuck in traffic on 495. Fun! #
- 18:50 MAINE!!! Oh, I missed you. #
- 00:37 BTW, I wish ETH fans with tiny adorable children would not take pictures of them with the guys in front of me. My uterus can't withstand it. #
- 08:54 I'll be tweeting live from Fling again today. There may or may not be more TwitPiccage. #
- 09:39 New blog post: Fling!: I did not let my irrational guilt get the best of me, and I am now in Penns.. tinyurl.com/myf8y7 #
- 09:56 Upon reviewing yesterday's photos from Fling, I discovered that Mark Abraham is a GQMF. You should see his Blue Steel. #
- 10:08 I submit for your consideration, @enterthehaggis' Mark Abraham, GQMF: twitpic.com/8o7ik and twitpic.com/8o7sb #
- 10:35 Made @leahbackus try Moxie. Verdict: "Not bad at all." #
- 13:57 Whenever @enterthehaggis plays the intro to Gasoline, I want to chant "S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y, D-A-Y, NIGHT!!!" #
- 14:34 Fell off the pescetarian wagon, but damn that was some tasty haggis. #
- 14:36 Mmm, beer. #
- 15:39 Mark might have just intimated that Donald might not stay dead after all... #
- 16:11 Watching @enterthehaggis in the rain, with fans as damp as me. #
- 17:06 I swear I've posted two twitpics today. Where are they? #
- 18:54 Oh no! The rain is getting in my beer! #
- 18:55 There are people cheering for the sound check. #
- 19:22 I am soaked. Luckily I rock the drowned rat look. #
- 10:19 Oh, jeez. First day of Fling and I've already got a fat lip and road rash on my face. #
- 11:42 I think I'm still a bit drunk from last night. #
- 13:48 twitpic.com/8l26i - I can has @enterthehaggis! #
- 15:00 twitpic.com/8lbyh - Look who I found! #
- 15:11 Scythian is doing The Devil Went Down To Georgia!!! I may have just fallen in love a little bit. #
- 15:24 Many unfortunate corset incidents and men in skirts that aren't kilts... #
- 16:57 Woot! Trevor gave us MOAR VIBRASLAP!!!! #
- 19:17 Really, Trevor? Referencing "Smooth Criminal" in "Another Round?" Really? #
- 19:30 Suburban!!! #
- 21:58 I knew it. One of the bands just broke into "Billie Jean." #
- 01:07 Okay, time to pass out for a couple of hours before I get the rest of my shit together and hit the road. #
- 04:01 Okay, I'm up. Working on the "at 'em." #
- 04:08 LOL. My mom just woke up, looked in my room, asked, "What are you doing still up?" Me: "I'm not still up, I'm up AGAIN." #
- 05:56 I cried when I kissed my kitties goodbye. A whole weekend! I miss them already. #
- 06:28 I'm so glad we're letting this detour slow us down even more by going forty in a fifty. #
- 06:43 FINALLY back on 295. I hate detours. #
- 07:01 Not gonna lie; guilt trips aside, I miss my road trip buddy, @DesFortune. #
- 07:33 First official caffeine of the day; I put it off as long as I could. #
- 08:00 ...and nearly half an hour later, the can remains unopened. Oops. #
- 08:20 Okay, for real, I'm opening the can now. #
- 11:27 Beatles reference in the Star Trek audiobook. <3 #
- 11:41 Zachary Quinto should narrate EVERYTHING EVER. #
- 14:50 Counting the cars on the New Jersey turnpike. They've all gone to look for America... #
- 17:43 Amish sighting! Definitely getting close. #
- 09:14 OH MY GOD SO MUCH TO DO TODAY. Fling tomorrow. Ack. #
- 09:34 SHIT. You know all that stuff I have to do today? Not gonna happen. I might as well call off my trip right now. #
- 10:22 Holy crap, Paul McCartney is coming to Boston in August! $80 for the cheap seats. #
- 10:25 RT @chanceofrainne: Something about rock music + bagpipes makes the Scot in me want to start an uprising against the English (@fiafortune) #
- 10:57 Douchebag. You saw me trying to back out because the exit's blocked. You let the guy behind me out. Why pull in? #
- 11:20 Apparently it's ok for the Federal police to park in a patient unloading zone & take their half of the road out of the middle. #
- 11:32 Boca Spicy Chik'n patties don't taste exactly like a chicken patty, but it's close enough and very tasty. #
- 11:40 To clarify, I wasn't calling the Fed a douchebag. That was the guy behind me who watched me try to back up & then pulled in behind me. #
- 11:41 There were 2 separate Fed. police cars, 1 blocking the patient unloading zone (I assume with good reason) & the other came as I was leaving. #
- 11:42 Luckily, a handsome dude in a tac vest came out and made the douchebag (and the dolt who pulled in behind him) back up so I could get out. #
- 12:20 Stroking a delicate kitty ego; we just failed an attempt to leap & climb gracefully into a cupboard & ended up scrabbling & almost falling. #
- 12:26 New blog post: Irrational Guilt!: I'm torn up with irrational guilt right now, as I prepare to ven.. tinyurl.com/ljb3b5 #
- 12:26 Dear brain: Moving stuff around on my external hard drives is NOT on my to-do list for today, which is already quite full, thanks. #
- 12:27 Dear @DearRobot, you annoy the snot out of me. If I block you, will you still retweet me all the time? #
- 12:29 Apparently the answer to that was "Yes." #
- 12:46 I'm not sure whether my kitties leave toys "dead" in my bed as a token of affection... or a warning. #
- 16:25 Where can I get 12-packs of Moxie at 5am? I don't feel like going back in town tonight... #
- 17:47 RT @KatyHart: Loving this Beyond Words "The Park Bench: How to Meet and Woo a Nerdy Girl" ( bit.ly/KsZfy ) #
- 18:59 I think that spinach & cheese ravioli with pesto & black olives is officially my favorite meal now. #
- 19:14 Moments ago, @KatyHart got to the heart of the matter: who will gain control of the Beatles catalog now? #
- 19:17 Snopes, why you gotta be all up in my browser with pop-up ads like that? #
- 21:21 Is there anything more entertaining than Star Trek porn spoofs when you're supposed to be packing? I don't think so. #
- 21:25 Fun fact: Apparently even though this is hetero porn, Sulu and Chekov -- sorry, Screwyou and Jackoff -- are gay for each other. Fascinating. #
- 21:42 Oh no! The tag on my underwear says HIPSTER! That confirms the horrible things that Facebook quiz called me the other day! #
- 22:34 I think @mahgret's right; my sister is throwing as many tantrums at me as she can tonight, because I'll be gone all weekend. #
- 00:06 I find that Lanigan's Ball, from the Live at Lanigan's Ball DVD, is even MORE entertaining if I pretend @enterthehaggis are pirates. #
- 08:21 The @enterthehaggis talkboards are down! Bandzoogle says NO. #
- 08:51 Why I don't eat at Denny's very often: Rascal Flatts' Unstoppable Breakfast looks more like unstoppable heart disease. is.gd/1bS9G #
- 09:31 twitpic.com/8a05o - Zoe is helping! Really! Not. #
- 09:41 twitpic.com/8a0v5 - Oh, now Kaylee is on duty. #
- 11:36 Poor Ringo! RT @CollegeHumor: New parody: "Ringo Wants to Sing More" bit.ly/1DIsD #
- 12:01 I fail at Twitter today. #
- 13:05 Time to make the donuts! I mean, um, buy groceries. And maybe a donut. Maybe. #
- 14:04 My father just implemented the Pocket Cup a la Bob Fossil. <3 #
- 15:50 If you're not going to drive easter than the cars in the thru-lane, GET OUT OF THE PASSING LANE. Gawd. #
- 00:33 New blog post: Oh, State of Maine. You so wasteful.: I got six letters in the mail today, each rei.. tinyurl.com/nnm967 #
- 11:16 RT @EvilMandy: LMAO! Buffy stakes Edward! Check it out. bit.ly/cBaYk #
- 12:57 Party planning when you haven't even seen the space you're partying in is an adventure. #
- 12:59 Yay, @DesFortune made me butternut squash risotto for lunch! \o/ (I love Target's Archer Farms line, srsly. So much.) #
- 13:37 I have just been reminded by my father that I am a guest in this house. Really? You make your guests chauffeur you around town? #
- 14:10 There's a line of people waiting for service at the ice cream stand that's only open Fri-Sat. LOL. #
- 14:11 Sorry, it's open Fri-Sun. Either way, it's still Tuesday today. #
- 17:18 My kitten often pats my face with her little paws when I'm petting her. I'm pretty sure it literally DOES NOT get cuter than that. #
- 20:56 Wanted to go see @adambusch and Common Rotation in Boston tomorrow night, but I still haven't mastered teleportation. #
- 23:39 The Moxie Festival's website makes me want to cry. It looks like somebody pulled it out of the 1990's. www.moxiefestival.com #
- 00:22 Dear fireflies in my room, My electronic devices don't want to have sex with you. They're blinky little cockteases. Love, Fia #
- 09:32 I got friended on Facebook by my older sister's ex-boyfriend, who is also my younger sister's godfather. Random! #
- 11:12 My social anxiety is kicking in in an unexpected way about this weekend's festivities. I will not freak out over Fling. #
- 11:29 ...why would someone be calling me from McDonald's in Brunswick? #
- 12:37 If "Scrubs" changes its name, premise & most of the cast, is it really the same show, or just a spinoff? #
- 14:54 RT @chuck_mac: Never cry over spilled milk. It could have been whiskey. #
- 15:26 I'll be there! RT @enterthehaggis: Celebrate New Years Eve Eve and New Years Eve with ETH @ the Iron Horse! #
- 15:33 I think I just got whacked over the head with the 'holy crap, I'm tired' stick. #
- 16:33 Well, that lasted long; Bryan Fuller quit Heroes. If ZQ, @greggrunberg and @jameskysonlee weren't so endearing, I'd stop watching. #
- 18:01 Every member of my family is gifted with the ability to sense when I am just about to fall asleep, and the urgent need to wake me. #
- 18:03 Waking me up to go get my sister is one thing; waking me up for that purpose and then LEAVING TO GET HER WITHOUT ME is just MEAN. #
- 18:04 I mean, what part of, "Fine, just let me get dressed," sounded like "Please go on without me. I was getting up anyway."? #
- 18:06 If there is a point to waking me up for an errand and then doing it yourself, beyond pure MEANNESS, I would appreciate enlightenment. #
- 18:53 Not-so-super-secret message to @DocHaggis: Package received. Operation Courier is a go. #
- 19:10 Okay, going to Nerd Heaven with @mahgret. Yes, again. We <3 Best Buy. #
- 19:31 Hey, remember before texting and Twitter when you had to remember things to tell people later? What was that about? #
- 21:42 Person wearing cape, leaning over railing on Fr. Curran bridge in Augusta. Jumper? Superhero? Peter Petrelli? #
- 22:10 How much do I love that #chuckmemondays is trending? #
- 22:49 Show support for democracy in Iran add green ribbon to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
- 22:50 I've changed from a green overlay to a green ribbon, because I was tired of explaining why my avatar looked ill. #
- 23:19 Damn it, Jim, I'm a doctor, not a forensic anthropologist! #
- 00:14 I wish Twitter had a function that let you look at the tweets that people on your friends' follow lists have made. #
- 00:35 I like random, middle-of-the-night conversations with my dad. He's almost nice after midnight. #
- 00:39 Zoe and Kaylee are chasing a firefly in our room. I wonder if it's called Serenity. #
- 08:54 I'm starting to worry I may not be able to swing Fling if I don't make like $150 between now and Friday. #
- 09:20 Why won't eBay let me charge $5 for shipping anymore? If I charge $3, I'm eating $2 at the post office. WTF. #
- 09:51 I have Poker Face stuck in my head because I heard it about... twelve times yesterday. #
- 09:53 I seem to be suffering under the delusion that if I learn the words, it will stop getting stuck in my head. Ha. #
- 10:08 Listening to Lanigan's Ball from @enterthehaggis Live at Lanigan's Ball. Were Brian and Trevor doing fake Irish accents?! OMGLOL.) #
- 10:22 EIGHT FULL HOURS of Zachary Quinto purring in my ear? I love you, Star Trek audiobook. #
- 12:14 I'm going to have a hard time not adding more lens flares to this Trek video. MOAR LENS FLARES. #
- 13:20 Both of my cats are snoring right now. #
- 15:41 If there exists anywhere in the universe a higher power, there will be a blooper reel in the special features on the Star Trek DVD release. #
- 16:05 Reading is not writing. Stop reading and get writing, damn it! #
- 16:21 Help! My leg is being viciously snuggled! #
- 16:31 New blog post: Colorful, Festive Edamame Salad: I basically invented this recipe the other day, bu.. tinyurl.com/nuyez4 #
- 16:42 twitpic.com/81dqg - SEND HELP. I'm not sure I'll survive the #
- 16:46 twitpic.com/81dqg - purring. PURRING. Gosh darn it, Twitpic, why do you always cut me off?! #
- 17:06 Wait, Spock has a fully-Vulcan half-Brother? This confirms my theory that Star Trek is soap operas for nerds. #
- 17:25 I would just like everyone to know that @mahgret is a VERY BAD INFLUENCE on me. #
- 17:28 RT @mahgret: @fiafortune Furthermore, she is completely unrepentant about it. #
- 17:36 I'm trapped in Memory Alpha. It's like being in a Wiki-loop, only much, MUCH nerdier. #
- 19:45 Just had a lightsabre duel with @mahgret in Target. With sound effects. That we provided ourselves. #
- 19:51 LOL, @mahgret just gave an ottoman a prostate exam. #
- 21:42 The world may not be ready for another collaboration between me and @mahgret, but it's going to have to buckle up and hold on anyway. #
- 22:01 I just had a firefly sitting on the top of my computer. I was worried, briefly, that my webcam had turned itself on of its own volition. #
- 08:40 To do today: list stuff on eBay, tidy living area, try not to strangle ridiculously needy cat. #
- 09:36 My cat is such a dork. #
- 10:08 Extracting the audio from @enterthehaggis's Live at Lanigan's Ball DVD, because my iPod clearly needs MOAR HAGGIS. #
- 10:16 A package of mine just went through the USPS sorting facility in/on ROMULUS yesterday. Is there an extra charge for intergalactic shipping? #
- 12:33 New blog post: Let me just clarify...: I don't disagree with the decision made by the Board of Lab.. tinyurl.com/nmbtpc #
- 13:40 Lunch @THEREDBARN with @DesFortune, @mahgret and @hcates707. Seafood gluttony FTW!!! #
- 21:46 My vegetarian salad from Panera tastes strongly of bacon. #
- 21:48 Oh, no wonder why. It has a giant piece of bacon in it. Awesome. #
- 00:30 New blog post: Confirmed! James Campbell is a cyborg!: In front of approximately 100 witnesses on .. tinyurl.com/m7arcs #
- 12:31 New blog post: Fuck You, State of Maine: Many of you know I filed for unemployment when I was term.. tinyurl.com/kvz4q7 #
- 12:37 I hate being jerked around by the government. That was just plain MEAN. #
- 13:55 It's so wet out. Good thing I'm wearing more appropriate turtle-poking footwear. You know, just in case. #
- 16:48 Downside to shiny black nail polish: when eating a tuna sub, my fingers resemble black olives. #
- 17:22 My everything is damp. #
- 23:45 I would like to welcome @hcates707 to the Twitterverse! And now I'd like to go to sleep. #
- 09:27 Well, I suppose "I'll just check my messages," has turned into "I'm up for the day." #
- 10:33 Ugh, I need to tidy my living space again. WTF. #
- 10:34 I don't know what my problem is, but I am just NOT feeling this cottage cheese. And I love cottage cheese with peaches in. :( #
- 11:23 Mmm, homemade edamame & chickpea salad. Nom nom nom. Should I put the recipe in my blog? #
- 11:25 I think a shower and some allergy meds will do wonders towards curing my grumpiness today. #
- 15:21 Show support for democracy in Iran add green overlay to your Twitter avatar with 1-click - helpiranelection.com/ #
- 17:15 I've been blamed for MUCH WORSE things than good music. :)RT @chanceofrainne: Listening to @enterthehaggis. I blame @fiafortune. #
- 17:21 All my communication with my mom lately involves us agreeing on a course of action, and her doing the opposite. I can't keep up. #
- 17:30 Just caught the tail end of "Zorro, the Gay Blade." It is every bit as camp as I'd hoped. #
- 18:53 RT @enterthehaggis: broadcasting now from The Intersection in Grand Rapids, MI! www.enterthehaggis.com/ethtv.cfm #
- 20:30 Don't you love when you're trying to listen to something, and someone is talking your ear off at the same time? #
- 20:44 Damn, the @enterthehaggis chat stopped working for me, and the show hasn't even started yet. #
- 09:48 I think my mom is on ALL OF THE CRACK today. #
- 10:59 twitpic.com/7mg4x - They could only afford his mug? #
- 13:02 RT @drschultz: I would like to see this - a musical set to American Idiot bit.ly/X8BJ #
- 13:13 Haha, OMG. Overreact much? RT @jephjacques: this....is amazing bit.ly/d0iCI #
- 13:26 Kaylee and I are taking a siesta. Purr, purr, snore. #
- 17:10 RT @enterthehaggis: Tonight at Shank Hall in Milwaukee: Puppet Show and Enter The Haggis (The show's at 9EST, according to the venue. -Fia) #
- 17:17 Don't you love being woken from a sound sleep because someone needs a ride to go buy cigarettes? #
- 17:18 Don't you love conversations where your part consists of finding new ways to say "I don't know" with increasing degrees of frustration? #
- 17:31 I totally didn't read it that way, but now I'm really hoping that the puppet show IS put on by @enterthehaggis. It would be cracktastic. #
- 17:34 The filling of this Lindt super dark truffle tastes JUST like the chocolate buttercream frosting I make. Interesting. #
- 17:58 Is it sad that one of my reactions to the pictures coming out of Iran is that I had no idea Iran had so many hipsters? #
- 18:22 I always thought men's briefs were ugly. Why do I now own three pairs of totally adorable undies made to look like men's? #
- 18:22 Not to mention the onomatopoeia pants. Those actually ARE men's. #
- 19:11 Thanks to YouTube, I have discovered Julian Barratt's uberhotness. It involves an acoustic guitar. #
- 19:21 I think that Boosh would be much less entertaining if you couldn't see how much Noel and Julian amuse one another. #
- 19:25 Someone on Facebook said the dressing room at Shank Hall is haunted. Who's got odds that Trevor gets a song idea out of it? #
- 19:56 RT @enterthehaggis: gonna be streaming the show tonight - 9pm EST (8 Central). www.enterthehaggis.com/ethtv.cfm #
- 20:31 New blog post: I can has hugs.: After my blog post yesterday, the one friend who hadn't totally cu.. tinyurl.com/kmtu7u #
- 20:58 RT @enterthehaggis: come join us at Shank hall, in person or on ETH-TV! www.enterthehaggis.com/ethtv.cfm #
- 22:03 SUBURBAN PLAINS. Yes. is.gd/14TAL #
- 00:18 I have lemon cookies with coconut and white chocolate chips. You know you want some. #
- 00:58 Apparently I am on ALL THE CRACK. That is the only explanation for why it sounds like my MP3s are playing faster than usual... #
- 01:14 Pretty sure the guy behind us at Star Trek tonight was a K/S fan; he was trying to convince his GF that [spoiler] had broken up by the end. #
- 09:31 Want to win a 32GB iPhone 3G S from @theiphoneblog? Re-tweet this and check out bit.ly/G16Qt (via @beingboston) #
- 09:53 Temperamental USB ports drive me batty. Work, goddamn you! #
- 10:21 If Zachary Quinto could just read more audio books, I'd be totally okay with my lack of a sex life. #
- 11:05 Larry King has absolutely no tact left. Making David Cook watch a video last night of himself breaking down over his brother's death? UGH. #
- 11:41 RT @sorchamorrigan: Rude people make me want to fart in their office space. #
- 12:07 Garth is adorkable. RT @mahgret: My new glasses make me look sort of like Garth Algar from Wayne's World, but in a totally cute way. #
- 12:14 Huffington Post lacking eyes/brains? Nude "Bruno" GQ cover NOT the same pose as Jennifer Aniston's: is.gd/13yWV #
- 12:26 Today's guilty pleasure: Walking barefoot through the grass. Today's penance: Squishing a slug between your toes by accident. #
- 13:30 twitpic.com/7jyrn - An apple that looks like a butt. Apparently I am 12. #
- 13:32 twitpic.com/7jyrn - A BLURRY apple that looks like a BLURRY butt, no less. Go me! #
- 13:38 Butts are funny! RT @leahbackus: @fiafortune twitpic.com/7jyrn - I just saw it. Yes, you are twelve. And a boy. #
- 13:39 Yeah, okay. I'm a 12yo boy in a 27yo woman's body entirely too much of the time. I think poop and farts are hilarious, too. #
- 14:03 POLL: Which of your Twitter followers/friends that you haven't met in person, would you most like to hang with? #
- 14:25 Does anyone else find that lenses with anti-glare are harder to keep clean than those without? #
- 15:23 Q for my Stargate tweeps: What's a reasonable auction price for a resin zat? #
- 17:54 RT @drschultz: A possible workaround for Hulu outside the US? www.wired.com/threatlevel/2009/06/ipreda
tor/ # - 18:17 This fall on NBC: My Name is... Sylar? Great spoof! is.gd/13PfG #
- 18:22 Seth Green (Oz) and @tomlenk (Andrew) are looking quite delectable in ink, but @adambusch (Warren) has seen better days: is.gd/13Pkh #
- 18:38 RT @paulasmall: Steam Trek: The Moving Picture. bit.ly/vCRyv More amusing if the woman were bald. #
- 18:45 I laughed my ass off at this. Star Trek (TOS) meets Monty Python: is.gd/13QlU #
- 19:20 I am making a Star Trek/Enter the Haggis fan video. I AM SUCH A DORK. #
- 19:41 The first 20 seconds of my @enterthehaggis Star Trek video are gorgeous. And they only took me 20 minutes! #
- 19:48 Twenty seconds of edited video merits a goof-off break, right? #
- 20:31 Reboot!Sulu is dangerously close to overtaking Tom Paris as my favorite and most lickable Starfleet pilot. #
- 20:31 New blog post: Salt in the wounds I thought were healing: I was hurt by the way my social circle h.. tinyurl.com/l5hbnt #
- 23:45 Apparently I'm putting clothes on at quarter of midnight and going to Denny's? It's possible I have lost my mind. #
- 00:22 Suburban Plains followed by Arcturus?! Someone call the coroner... I am DEAD of @enterthehaggis' awesomeness. #
- 00:53 I miss the harmony on Noseworthy & Piercy, @enterthehaggis. What's up with that? #
- 01:10 I could not ask for a better set, really. @enterthehaggis owns my soul! Don't tell them, though, they might try to collect. #
- 01:28 Ha, I do that. RT @dhewlett: Read a great book about writing today...instead of writing. #
- 01:57 I am incredibly drunk right now. #
- 02:02 Oh, crap. I should never be this drunk and in chat at the same time #
- 02:49 Lesson learned: rum is compatible with @enterthehaggis chat; vodka is not. #
- 03:24 3% of my blog's total traffic EVER has come from @enterthehaggis linking my piece about robot!James. Does that make me lame... or AWESOME? #
- 03:25 Going to bed to sleep it off now... Vodka and I are not friends. #
- 09:49 NOT hung over, in spite of all the vodka. Parched and STARVING, however. Breakfast, and then the mechanic's going to look at my tire. #
- 09:53 So, I got my facebook username on Saturday... and I haven't been back since. Oops. Gotta stop doing that. #
- 10:06 I left my bagel unattended because I had to see to my dad's tantrum of the hour, and my cats started eating the cream cheese. :( #
- 10:31 "Let's go to the mechanic's now, he's not busy" has turned into a mumbled "we have an appointment at 3." And this is why we call first, Dad. #
- 10:41 RT @nerdist: The 6 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Science bit.ly/f8Rqz (via @rdeal1) #
- 10:59 It's a sad state of affairs when *I* become the voice of reason. Apply that wherever necessary. #
- 12:29 I just discovered an online condom store called Monkey Hats. That's so rad! www.monkeyhats.com/ #
- 12:30 Monkey Hats' blurb for Paradise brand flavored condoms includes the phrase "It's like a party in your mouth!" <3 #
- 12:51 Didn't there used to be a bright thing in the sky? Looked kinda like a giant lightbulb in space. Whatever happened to that? #
- 14:20 Please send some positive energy to my braintwin and birthday sister @KatyHart. She's having her wisdom teeth out today! #
- 14:53 It would be super if I could get my trunk open. #
- 15:44 I am such a goldfish today. Oh look! A castle! #
- 16:29 New blog post: Rachael Ray: Yummo, or culturally offensive?: While at the VA with my dad the other.. tinyurl.com/lgjxpy #
- 16:50 There was just an old guy at Wal-Mart with Vince Noir's ringtone. #
- 23:46 RT @wilw: Costume designer pulls clothes that look JUST LIKE MINE and says, "We thought we'd dress you like a nerd." #
- 01:09 I totally LOVE it when people invalidate and discredit my life choices. (Can you smell the sarcasm dripping from this tweet?) #
- 03:48 Hey. Star Trek. Yeah, you. Quit eating my brain. #
- 12:05 Trying to figure out how to make a drink containing both scotch and tequila that is also palatable... any suggestions? #
- 12:18 Why hello there, forgotten bottle of my favorite discontinued perfume! I was just about to replace you on eBay. Thanks for saving me money! #
- 13:49 Good news: the porcupine quills don't seem to be in my tire very deep. Bad news: it's possible I only wounded him. :( #
- 16:49 RT @mahgret: The Lindt store in the Maine Mall is rumored to be going out of business. I got 50% off truffles yesterday. :D #
- 17:21 I have laid hands on a copy of Hustler's "This Ain't Star Trek XXX." I kinda want to watch it, and live-blog. It promises to be hilarious. #
- 22:08 RT @enterthehaggis: hanging out, chatting and streaming LIVE from the venue in Boulder, CO. Check it out! is.gd/1263h #
- 23:59 I'm not sure when I became the entitlement police for @enterthehaggis' live streams. God, some of these fans are so ungrateful! #
- 00:01 Seriously, does Fia have to choke a bitch? Brian goes above and beyond on a daily basis. Man up, weenies! #
- 00:07 Every night, I set my alarm for ten. Every morning, I wake up at eight and go, "FUCK!" #
- 09:02 Kaylee smells like foofoo juice (my childhood name for Brut.) I suspect she's been snuggling my dad! Now she's trying to steal my muffin. #
- 09:03 Kaylee & Zoe defeated Mount St. Friskies in the wee hours and have been waking me up every few hours to remind me they're starving to death. #
- 13:11 The world needs more Mighty Boosh remixes/mashups. #
- 13:57 Detoured through my old Augusta neighbourhood. Realized I miss living near a park. #
- 14:01 The sawed-off German shepherd I used to see every day is looking arthritic. #
- 14:03 Nobody at Old Navy ever looks like they work there. #
- 14:44 Just drove past a guy stuffing weeds, complete with roots and dirt, into a mailbox. #
- 16:33 I think the fates are conspiring against me getting new lenses in my good frames. #
- 16:42 Note to self... mocha Coolatta plus chocolate stick donut equals unhappy belly. #
- 16:43 Dear Maine, You kind of blow sometimes. Love, Fia #
- 17:41 twitpic.com/7bke0 - Hot Topic... stargate #
- 20:00 I have now been in an Apple store. It confirms my need for a sugar daddy. #
- 20:05 Much to my credit, I did not salivate or have to be forcibly removed. #
- 20:39 Shocktop with dinner at the classed-up Pizza Hut... verdict: Yum! #
- 22:47 I hit a porcupine... I'm so sad! I think it might already have been dead... And I might need a new tire. #
- 23:55 Have convinced myself that the porcupine was either already dead, or wounded. Maybe I ended its suffering. #
- 00:18 It just took me WAY too long to take my bra off. I had a drunken malfunction and couldn't figure out how to get out of the damn thing. #
- 00:29 Aw, boo. No Suburban Plains. Again. I really wish @enterthehaggis would play it more often! #
- 00:57 I probably come across a LOT less vanilla than I actually am, by virtue of my having very few subjects I consider taboo. #
- 01:20 twitpic.com/76dgb - The 'bracelet' I mentioned... #
- 01:32 Yeah, just when I'm professing my status as fairly vanilla, I remember to post a picture of my cockring bracelet. Very convincing. #
- 01:55 Why didn't I ever pair muffins with beer before?! This is GENIUS. #
- 09:02 Oh crap, gotta go get my aunt's other digital receiver set up. Analog broadcasts ended at 9am, apparently. #
- 09:06 No, Dad, I don't need to set up a digital receiver for us. Why? Because we have digital satellite service already. No, really. I promise. #
- 10:07 1 hour, 3 digital receivers set up, $20 earned. Normally I wouldn't accept $$ from my aunt but obviously I'm broke, so... #
- 10:08 I'd already set up one of them before... hilariously, the guy who installed her antenna screwed it up and couldn't figure out how to fix it. #
- 11:20 I dunno how I always manage to end up watching part of Rachael Ray, but it was worth it today for Ryan Reynolds dancing with Michael J. Fox. #
- 12:33 Chaz (né Chastity) Bono undergoing gender reassignment @ age 40. Good for him! Too bad TV Guide couldn't pick a pronoun. is.gd/ZX0L #
- 12:35 Shiny ball of pain in the sky after long gray morning; I think it's nap time. #
- 12:36 That was ALMOST haiku. #
- 15:40 Apparently I had a nosebleed today and DIDN'T NOTICE. Clearly I am very aware of my body. #
- 19:18 twitpic.com/78j9t - Not something I'd advertise... #
- 19:18 twitpic.com/78ja6 - Slippers, or tormented soles (souls)? #
- 20:32 twitpic.com/78r60 - In Maine, even our parking lots are pict #
- 20:39 It's gross how much I love the grocery section of Target. #
- 20:43 twitpic.com/78sbk - I'm craving Fruity Oaty Bars suddenly... #
- 22:04 RT @leahbackus: Trent Reznor controversy and the odd headspace of "fanship" at bit.ly/YYut7 #
- 22:19 So, um... apologies to my followers for my blatant abuse of Twitpic the last couple of days. It will probably continue. #
- 22:24 Today I bought flossers, tiny brushes and some Colgate Wisps. It's funny how losing your dental can make you an oral hygiene FREAK. #
- 22:31 Can anyone explain to me why it's less expensive to get my glasses made at Pearle Vision in an hour than at freakin' Wal*Mart in a week? #
- 23:12 twitpic.com/78r60 - PICTURESQUE. Jeezy creezy, Twitpic, will you let me FINISH A THOUGHT?! #
- 23:25 I look adorable in my Duff Beer ballcap with integrated bottle opener technology. I might post another twitpic! #
- 23:38 I wish someone would mash up Lady Gaga's "Love Games" with the Mighty Boosh's "Love Games." I wish it SO HARD. #
- 23:43 WISHES COME TRUE! Love Games, by Lady Gaga, Howard Moon and Old Gregg: is.gd/10q3h #
- 23:45 Oh holy crap there's a BUNCH of them. I'll tweet the best, whether you like it or not. #
- 23:50 Okay, scratch that. The rest are just Howard/Gregg fanvids set to the Lady Gaga song. :( And I got all excited about it, too. #
- 23:52 When Noel Fielding does that thing with his tongue, no matter what ridiculous makeup he's wearing, I lose braincells. Lots of them. #
- 00:07 Every night, I set my alarm for ten. Every morning, I wake up at eight and go, "FUCK!" #
- 02:42 Listening to @enterthehaggis until all hours, then watching them schmooze and break after that... insomnia's not so bad these days. #
- 07:11 RT @ayuh_dot_org: Lesson Learned: Avoid getting your ME Inspection done at the same place that also sells you the parts and labor to fix it. #
- 07:22 I refuse to be rushed out of the house. The appointment is at 8, five minutes away. We are NOT leaving at 7:30. #
- 07:26 Oh, good, the morning's temper tantrums have already begun. I was so looking forward to this. Really. #
- 08:24 Being treated to a symphony of bodily function noises while my car's headlights get adjusted. #
- 08:55 I seriously need a nap if I'm going to donate blood today. Also probably a bottle of water. #
- 09:08 Okay, I was home for like, 5 minutes. Time to drive my dad someplace again. I guess I can't begrudge him. He paid for my gas & car service. #
- 11:31 I'm pretty sure walkers with seats on them aren't meant to carry passengers... #
- 11:31 I'm offended by Rachael Ray's 'Irish Nachos.' Boiled dinner, shredded over waffle-cut potatoes. FU, RR. #
- 11:31 ...my dad just called me Fia. Weird. #
- 12:58 What the blue blazes is the story behind the "Honour of Scotland" tartan, and why would I wear it if I don't know what it means? #
- 14:17 Wondering how many versions of "No More Stones" my sister plans on going through in the shower... #
- 14:54 I showed Albatross to my mom, and she really liked it. She thinks I should make a point of showing it to @enterthehaggis. #
- 15:34 Could iPhone app developers take phone sex to the next level with 3.0?: is.gd/Z3TA #
- 15:36 I wish I didn't have a wad of soggy newspaper for a brain today! Words are all I have, and when they fail me, I'm in trouble. #
- 17:47 I just saw a guy who looked sort of like Robert Sean Leonard, if RSL was tweaking. #
- 18:22 twitpic.com/75dzi - Onomatopoeia pants in the wild. #
- 18:22 twitpic.com/75dzk - Ew. Just... ew. #
- 18:34 twitpic.com/75f4p - Dinner at Panera. #
- 18:45 twitpic.com/75g5y - I'm fuuuullllll. #
- 19:02 Help! I have a flossing emergency!! #
- 19:05 Poppyseeds are evil. #
- 19:27 twitpic.com/75jy9 - Moose sighting! #
- 22:44 RT @enterthehaggis: broadcasting LIVE right now from Fort Collins, CO! www.enterthehaggis.com/ethtv.cfm #
- 23:03 DNA is just such a great song. I wish my prose was half as tight as Trevor's lyrics: is.gd/ZnSK #
- 23:51 While I'm still drunk enough to openly fangirl Trevor's lyrics, go listen to Cameos, from the same album: is.gd/ZpX1 #
- 00:02 I need to be less vertical. Verticalness and I aren't getting on so well just now. #
- 00:32 New blog post: Who needs creative juices when you have Red Bull?: Hopped up on Red Bull Cola (a Ge.. tinyurl.com/mlsuk9 #
- 09:45 Kaylee smells like coconut. I'm trying to figure out whether she's been into my perfume, my lotion, or my rum. Silly kitty. #
- 10:00 I feel like Red Bull Cola and vanilla vodka would be nearly as awesome as Moxie and spiced rum, just mellower. #
- 10:47 I am a pile of limbs and giggles on the floor, and my long-time crush on Mark-Paul Gosselaar has been reawakened. is.gd/Xf7i #
- 11:08 RT @andersoncooper The Shot: Obama orders Colbert bit.ly/T8ts6 (via @N9neTimesBlue) #
- 11:09 I think if the President ordered me to shave my head, I'd defect to Canada. It took me twenty years to be able to grow it out! #
- 11:12 Grow my hair out, not my head. I can't speak OR type correctly today, apparently. #
- 11:29 Futzing around on YouTube, I found this Celtic folk band from the Netherlands, called Rapaje... OMG. See for yourselves: is.gd/XjPg #
- 11:33 I feel like @enterthehaggis has brought me closer to my own culture, even as they begin to move away from it. Does that make any sense? #
- 11:34 I guess what I mean is that they've reawakened my interest in my cultural heritage, by making it more accessible? Maybe? #
- 11:35 I am glad I'm not paying for W3. The service has been down more than it's been up lately. And I was considering getting a paid account, too. #
- 11:55 I basically want to buy all the Rapalje CDs. Even the ones with symbols instead of titles. I think the shipping would kill me, however. #
- 12:29 New blog post: Apparently I *am* on the crack...: After yesterday's Moxie-and-Red-Bull-inspired bu.. tinyurl.com/l55xgj #
- 12:31 Boy, twitterfeed is on the ball today! Kudos, @twfeed! #
- 12:41 Apparently while sleeping, I fed my cats a second time and emptied the bag. I just discovered Mount St. Friskies in my bedroom. #
- 15:04 Kaylee is DESTROYING an empty Dunkin Donuts bag and purring like a fiend about it. #
- 15:06 I guess sometimes it's the simple pleasures, like destroying a paper bag or napping in a cardboard box. Or attempting Mount St. Friskies. #
- 15:24 Dear shipment of Zyrtec from Amazon, please come quick! I think my head might explode from the allergy-induced sinus pressure! #
- 15:59 Josie and the Pussycats has Breckin Meyer, Seth Green and Donald Faison lip-synching about back door lovin'? Guess I'll have to Netflix it. #
- 16:24 My eyes hurt from keeping them open. I think it's naptime. #
- 17:11 Okay, NOW I'm going to nap, after having been dragged out of bed moments from sleep to bring my dad to buy cigarettes. #
- 19:42 A stolen handful of Pringles does not a good supper make. Maybe if I score some cookies to go with them... #
- 20:04 Avast is convinced that www.quixotes.com has a Trojan on it. I had to do backflips to find out when the @enterthehaggis show is. #
- 22:45 Fia's Rule #17: You're not allowed to nag me if you're drinking my booze. #
- 23:20 I'm totally over the guy opening for @enterthehaggis tonight. He's got a good voice & I love acoustic guitar, but there's too much bible. #
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