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Illyria's first period, a drabble for [info]fractal_bat:


"Illyria?" Wesley tapped on the bathroom door.

"I do not wish to see you," Illyria said, and Wesley thought he heard the god-king sniffle.

"Are you all right in there?"

The door flew open. "I told you that I did not wish to see you," she hissed, glaring at him. "I feel great rage for your gender and an inexplicable desire for confections made from the seeds of the cacao bush. Were that not trial enough, a great pain has siezed me from within, and I bleed as though mortally wounded, yet the wound itself does not pain me."

Comments

[info]fractal_bat wrote:
Sep. 22nd, 2006 08:58 pm (UTC)
That's too freaking great! You have proved to me that our little god-king does indeed have Fred's girly parts!
[info]fiareynne wrote:
Sep. 22nd, 2006 09:06 pm (UTC)
I'm glad I'm not the one who has to explain to her that it's not a wound... think Wes will buzz Harmony up from Angel's office to run our little Illy through the facts of life?
[info]litashields wrote:
Sep. 23rd, 2006 12:31 am (UTC)
You must write this Omigod! I mean, *cough*, great fic!

^_^
[info]trekgirl55 wrote:
Sep. 22nd, 2006 09:03 pm (UTC)
LOL. This so funny! *snort* Love the bit about the rage and the "confections made from the seeds of the cacao bush". Ain't that the truth. LMAO!

Damn you keep making me snort! Stop that. :P
[info]angryteabag wrote:
Sep. 22nd, 2006 09:51 pm (UTC)
Fabulous, very funny.
[info]sassyskunk wrote:
Sep. 22nd, 2006 10:19 pm (UTC)
DAAAAW! So cute! Poor Wesley's gonna have to explain the birds and the bees...
[info]viridian wrote:
Sep. 23rd, 2006 02:35 pm (UTC)
Oh, my lord. The Illyria that I've got stuck in my head FLAILS. She claims that she improved her biology when she liquified and re-formed Fred's internal workings so that'll never happen.

It's also why she'll never get knocked up and have demon!bebes.

So she claims.

That aside? HEE!! *is amused*
[info]girlpire wrote:
Sep. 23rd, 2006 10:57 pm (UTC)
heh! i think that's what i said the first time it happened to me too.

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illyria - comic, alan - page 105, jayne - BRB, ronon: business casual badass, jack/daniel - supply closet, house - where did my pee go?, mal - slash, matt/mohinder, john/rodney - heart, john/rodney trek, daniel - caffeine, atlantis: home, carson/teyla, john - property of mckay, zoe grace!, ncis: tim/tony bw, chuck news, jack/daniel - two of us, supermatt!, twenty years of dwarf, wes - it only hurts when I breathe, whedonism - joss is god, angel/daniel -- because i can., kitchen goddess, lister/rimmer - brilliant sex, rainbow gate, angel - play with yourself, angel/wes - heart, simon and nick are so doing it, ncis: tim & abby sleeping, seth green, john - what what in the butt, xander - going commando, babylon 5: ninja, anya - i can has a monies plz?, angel & wes - crap., dislexia - sever, fia - green haired devil woman, awesome: not, rodney: in ur brain, suck it, tea, spike - facepalm, chuck/casey - kinky, gwen, rodney - rant, jack/daniel - for president, tardy is speshul, fia and paul, Xander & Wesley - my angst is bigger tha, wes - adorable, supernatural, pining for the fjords, wtf john, john/rodney - you know/me too, radek & rodney - supergeeks, woolsey =/= emh mark I, forge & gred, wong foo - caca, nerdy venn diagram, mart of walls, fiareynne - abbey road, jayne - cunning hat, david/alexis: surprise buttsecks, daniel - bitch please, buffy/giles - heart, house - it's never lupus, rodney- hypnotic, tom/harry, fits of genius, birthday cake, oz, buffy/xander - red, janet - hot, moxie, ncis: tim/tony geek love, jesus/judas, retcon, heroes - bennetgasm, poor grammar, colbert - you're stupid, real men wear kilts, sam/janet - hot, jack - confused, lubeless cornholing, torchwood, i hate everybody - rodney, caffeine addict, john/rodney is this a date?, chuck - nerd herd, dyslexia = leprosy, buffy/giles - joyride, jack/daniel - tuxes, jack/daniel sexing, buffy/xander - s6, rodney - brilliant, textually active, m*a*s*h - hawk/beej, angel/wes - daddies w/connor, john/rodney - so doing it, wash - inevitable betrayal, jack/daniel - open flyboy insert spacemo, anya - capitalism yay!, chuck/casey, john/rodney - need you, house/wilson - marriage, fruitcake, angel/wes - peeking, brain bleach, river - go away, angel & spike - drop dead, write-whore, kaylee kitten!, things that are not lube, john - seriously, ncis: tim/kate, sex, hiro/ando otp, crazy talk, harry/ron/hermione, jack/daniel - flaming queens, dark room or bordello?, jack/daniel - spooning or forking, snakes on a jayne, carson, john/rodney - looking up
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