• 16:01 These is no excuse for BO when you work at Bath & Body Works. #
• 19:05 @chanceofrainne Congrats on becoming a vampire! #
• 19:32 My mom and I just found out what part of the horse the horseradish came from. #
• 20:12 Slightly manic, driving Mom and myself bugnuts. #
• 23:29 Having a panic attack, complete with hyperventilating and tears. And there's no one awake to help talk me down. Fuck. #
• 23:45 @jackluvsdaniel I could, but a) they'd be pissed at me all day tomorrow and b) they like to pretend there's nothing wrong with me. #

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MOMMA SEZ MAH SISTER ZOE HAS BEEN PLACED BY A POD KITTEH THAT LIEKS TO SNUGGLE AND BE PETTED AND THAT PURRS AND GIVES KISSES.

I DO ALL THAT TOO. DUZ THAT MEAN IZ A POD KITTEH?

You know how your cat(s) will follow you into the bathroom and, while you're trying to do your business, stare at you, but if you so much as cast a glance in their direction when they're in the catbox they get all butthurt at you?

And you know how they'll also stare at absolutely nothing for so long that you end up having to look just to be sure there's nothing there?

Well. I just turned Zoe and Kaylee's weapons against them. They followed me into the bathroom (as they love to do of an evening, once the dog has gone to bed) and were staring holes in my face as I tried to pee. So I fixed my gaze for a while at this spot on the ceiling above my mom's asparagus fern. By the time I looked back at Kaylee and Zoe, they were studying the ceiling, looking vaguely confused.

Mine is an evil laugh.