Title: You Never Know What To Expect (1/2)
Author: Fia Reynne
Fandom: BtVS/Angel
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Angel/Wes, Buffy/Xander, Giles/Anya, Willow/Tara
Summary: Willow casts a spell which backfires in an insanely amusing way. Well, amusing if you're not Giles, Xander or Wesley. Mpreg crack. This is not meant to be taken seriously. In fact, I haven't stopped laughing since I started writing it.
Set-up: This is an AU in which Buffy didn't die at the end of s5. Xander and Buffy are together, and he lives at Revello with her, Dawn, Willow and Tara. Wesley is living with Angel at the Hyperion, and Giles and Anya live together as well as running the shop together.
Disclaimer: Joss thunk them all up, I just play with them when I'm bored.


( No matter how many tacos he'd had for supper, there was no reason his belly should be sticking out that far... )

Title: Over You
Author: Fia Reynne
Fandom: Angel
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Angel/Wes
Summary: When Angel comes back from seeing Buffy (Angel s3) Wesley decides enough is enough.
Disclaimer: Joss thunk them all up, I just play with them when I'm bored.


( I'm not a toy for you to take out and play with when you're bored or lonely. )

RED DWARF:

For laurenmitchell, ( Lister/Rimmer, with the word 'squelch' )


FIREFLY:

For catslash, ( River/Jayne, with Mal in the know )

For sassyskunk, ( Jayne/Simon )


ANGEL:

For secondalto, ( Cordy/Wes, shopping )

For secondalto, ( Angel/Wes, at Caritas, listening to someone else sing )

For sassyskunk, ( Angel/Wes, s5, discussing Spike )


BUFFY:

For secondalto, ( Buffy/Giles, a moment in a hospital )

For secondalto, ( Spike/Xander snark, with a little sweet )

For secondalto, ( Buffy/Xander, with Dawn eewing )

For the hell of it, ( Faith/Andrew )

Three drabbles about Angel, Wesley, Cordy, and Cordy's new kitten. Set in s2. Angel/Wes if you squint, definitely way PG.


( Big bad demon hunters... )



( Caught in the act... )



( Absent confession... )

Title: Spark
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley
Prompt: #74, Fire
Word Count: 823
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Just because they're not Americans doesn't mean the Fourth of July isn't special.
Author's Notes: This was written for 100_situations. Link to my 100_situations table.


(  I think of that night whenever I see fireworks... )

Title: Under Your Skin
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley
Prompt: #04, Late
Word Count: 1226
Rating: NC-17
Summary: It's a game. They've played this game every night this week. Wesley says he needs to go, Angel gives an excuse to keep him a few minutes longer. Wesley says again that he needs to leave, Angel comes up with another excuse. Wesley says a third time that he needs to get home, and Angel lets him walk out. It's a game that Angel is tired of losing.
Author's Notes: This was written for 100_situations. Link to my 100_situations table.


( The thing about scratches is they make it easy for things to get under your skin. )

Title: A Different Kind of Chill
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley, Cordelia
Prompt: #49, Cold
Word Count: 1075
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Angel and Wes fool around in the shower, things get hot and heavy, and then they're just heavy and Wes is left feeling cold.
Author's Notes: This was written for 100_situations. Link to my 100_situations table


( How could a dead thing that was so cold burn so hot against his flesh? )

"Wesley, it's not fair." Angel complained, going into full-pout mode.

"It's perfectly fair," Wes frowned. "And don't make those eyes at me. It won't work. I've become immune."

"You did it last time. We're supposed to take turns. That's how relationships work. You give a little, I give a little."

Wes raised his eyebrows. "Indeed. But if you paid any attention at all, Angel, you might have noticed I give a great deal more often than you do."

"That's not true," Angel protested.

"Oh, isn't it?"

"Fine," Angel sighed melodramatically. "Just make it quick, okay? And no subtitled foreign movies."

Title: Brits-only Night
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley, Spike
Prompt: #52, Movie
Word Count: 500
Rating: PG-13 (one f-word, several uses of the words "bloody" and "wanker.")
Summary: Angel gets jealous of Spike and Wesley bonding over their shared nationality.
Author's Notes: This was written for slashthedrabble and100_situations. Link to my 100_situations table



(  Certain undead Irish wankers don't seem to trust me alone with you and beer. )

Title: It's Getting Hot In Here
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley
Prompt: #6 Hot
Word Count: 593
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Angel plays with the thermostat, and we learn that Cordy can say "man-panties," "junk," and "spooge" while retaining a PG-13 rating.
Author's Notes: This was written for 100_situations. Link to my table


( Would it really kill you to get air conditioning? )

Title: Out of the Closet
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley
Prompt: #87 Genius
Word Count: 1063
Rating: NC-17
Summary: What summary? It's smut. There's barely even a hint of plot. Here, a thoroughly inappropriate icon to go with it.
Author's Notes: This was written for 100_situations and Hot, Hard and Up Against The Wall.


( Who needs the bedroom? It was your idea to fool around in the office in the first place. )

Title: Exclusive
Fandom: Angel
Characters: Angel/Wesley
Prompt: #50 Affair
Word Count: 327
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Wesley stays out late; someone's not being faithful.
Author's Notes: This was written for 100_situations.


( I thought we agreed this was going to be exclusive. )